Triple Your Money!

I received the following ad today in my inbox:

Worried about the economy?
Become an elite Charter Member of

and you could…
TRIPLE YOUR MONEY IN A MONTH

TURN $5,000 INTO $16,000 EVERY 30 DAYS
XXXX is the guru who gave us…

The $2.8 billion IT infrastructure provider that’s up 4,745.20%. (No misprint.)
The $1.8 billion online advertising agency that’s up 1,295.44%.
The $762.6 million business software company that’s up 1,213.19%.
Overall, XXXX is up 680% since January despite the big problems in the stock market. He’s the master. He’s the best. Many have tried, and all have discovered that the only way to equal his remarkable track record is to follow XXXX on a daily basis.

Any stocks in your portfolio making you 790.87% richer each year… year after year… for the last six years?

Here’s one.

If you had put $5,000 into the IT infrastructure provider I recommended in 2002, you’d now be sitting on…

$242,260.

And that’s just from one stock! Here’s more.

The online ad agency I recommended turned $5,000 into $69,772. The business software company I uncovered turned $5,000 into $65,659.50.

With just those three stocks, you could have turned $15,000 into $377,691.50!

There’s much more.

TILT TILT TILT

I can’t stomach it anymore, so I’ll save you the pain!

But wait!

Why would I want to only triple my money every month?

I received an ad yesterday saying I could quadruple it every month.

I can become a billionaire a couple months sooner with the quadruple system.

Oops – per the Ad,

Overall, XXXX is up 680% since January

Any stocks in your portfolio making you 790.87% richer each year… year after year?

Apparently, XXXX isn’t following his own advice

$5,000 should turn into $5.7 B in a year if you triple every month (115,292,050% richer)

Through the end of August, he should be up to $55mm (1,099,411% richer)

If you had put $5,000 into the IT infrastructure provider I recommended in 2002, you’d now be sitting on…

$242,260.

Wait a minute XXXX, that’s only 90.9% a year. Why are you showing me this chump-change example? You said I would triple every month. What gives?